One John Green quote a day, everyday.

19th August 2014

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The fundamental mistake I had always made—and that she had, in fairness, always led me to make—was this: Margo was not a miracle. She was not an adventure. She was not a fine and precious thing. She was a girl.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 199)

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18th August 2014

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This was typical of my parents: in their minds, no one was just an asshole. There was always something wrong with people other than just sucking: they had socialization disorders, or borderline personality syndrome, or whatever.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 198)

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18th August 2014

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simple-elegant said: I love your blog so much. You should make another account, but for Nicholas Sparks! :)

Awwww, thank you!! I’ve kind of got my hands full between this blog, my main blog, and real life things. But that’s an excellent idea, and someone should do it!

17th August 2014

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Radar, your failure to bop that lovely honeybunny is the greatest humanitarian tragedy of our time.
— Ben Starling. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 195)

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16th August 2014

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Just saying: stop thinking Ben should be you, and he needs to stop thinking you should be him, and y’all just chill the hell out.
— Radar. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 195)

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15th August 2014

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I mean, I could hate you for for being massively unpuntcual and for never being interested in anything other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it’s going with my girlfriend—but I don’t give a shit, man, because you’re you. My parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that’s okay. They’re them. I’m too obsessed with a reference site to answer my phone sometimes when my friends call, or my girlfriend. That’s okay too. That’s me. You like me anyway. And I like you.
— Radar. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 194)

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14th August 2014

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Bro, you can’t come over here. I have to sleep for ten thousand hours. I have to drink ten thousand gallons of water, and take ten thousand Advils.
— Ben Starling. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 190)

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13th August 2014

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Your party kicked so much ass! Even though you suck so much! It’s like instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!
— Ben Starling. Paper Towns by John Green (pg 187)

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12th August 2014

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No, I LOVE YOU. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like a really drunk guy loves the best girl ever.
— Ben Starling. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 187)

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11th August 2014

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Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 183)

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19th June 2014

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lovebirds-in-the-summer said: hey i heard that the quote i am in love with cities i have never been to and people i have never met is from paper towns but i just read it and i never saw it help? :)

Yeah. It turns out that quote is not actually in the book. It’s been attributed to Paper Towns in various places all over the internet, but never actually shows up in the book. I have no idea who actually came up with it, but it was not John Green.

14th June 2014

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I felt so detached from all of this shit, all this high-school-is-ending-so-we-have-to-reveal-that-deep-down-we-all-love-everybody bullshit.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 181)

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13th June 2014

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Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 181)

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12th June 2014

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And then he seemed to forget about Cassie and me both, as if the idea of kissing Cassie Hiney felt better than actually kissing her ever could.
— Quentin Jacobsen. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 180)

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11th June 2014

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YESSS! I MUST BE THE GREATEST! I SHOOK UP THE WORLD!
— Ben Starling. Paper Towns by John Green (pg. 180)

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